how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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