Please, let me fuck your mom
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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