Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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