U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you will always have a special place in my vag
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
