I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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