Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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