I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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