exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
be right there i have to get my cape
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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