now i know why i became what i already was.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Randomize
