is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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