I need help removing her.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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