I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so let's talk penis.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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