I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You don't make any sense
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