big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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