DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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