So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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