After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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