question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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