I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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