"it" just moved
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I sprained my soul last night
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
