I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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