We're facebook friends in real life
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I deserve this hangover.
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