If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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