What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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