But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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