Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I want her autograph on my taint
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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