Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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