You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
