Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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