Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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