ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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