so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Couch. On fire.
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