That's intense
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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