Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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