I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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