i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
