Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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