Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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