My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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