I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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