i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
