Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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