hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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