you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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