would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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