wanna go halves on a baby?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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