Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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