I hate your face
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you have feelings for this penis?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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