Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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