The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I still have a little drunk in my system
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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