You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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