Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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