found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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